It's not a trainwreck.
It is very Tim Burton-y, though. I didn't see it in 3D because I think that's kind of gimmicky and a movie should be able to stand on its own as a narrative instead of trying to reach out and strangle me.
All of the characters are appropriately creepy in their own ways, and the voice talent is prodigious. Christopher Lee is the voice of the Jabberwocky, for example, and he elevates the animation to malevolent heights. Anne Hathaway minces around in blinding white, mixing up vile potions while lilting breathlessly. Crispin Glover is |-| that close to getting a talk with Chris Hansen. Willard seems restrained in comparison.
But let's talk about the star of the show, shall we?
No, not her. Get real, people!
That's more like it!
It should come as absolutely no surprise to you when I say that Johnny Depp is completely psychotic as the Mad Hatter. My favorite moments of his screen time, however, aren't the lisping lunatic or wide-eyed mournful manic, but the growling murderous Scottish brogue declaiming the "Bloody Red Queen". That's sexy.
And, because the Powers That Be decided Alice shouldn't be a minor, there is an unprecedented opportunity for her to bone the Hatter. Who wouldn't jump at that?! Other obligations be damned! Everybody knows that the crazy ones are better in the sack. And he's really crazy! Plus he has a claymore!
Other than that small suspension of disbelief issue, the movie was a fun adventure down the rabbit hole suitable for all ages. My only complaint, besides the exclusion of some sweet sweet Hatter action, is that it could have been pushed further out of the envelope. I would have loved to see an R-rated Wonderland or at least PG-13.
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