Sunday, March 22, 2026
Butterfly (2025)/Forevergreen (2025)/Retirement Plan (2025)
Sunday, March 15, 2026
Jane Austen's Period Drama (2025)/The Singers (2025)/Two People Exchanging Saliva (2025)/A Friend of Dorothy (2025)
Nominated for Best Live Action Short For expediency's sake, I'm lumping all the shorts together.
Jane Austen's Period Drama - Kanopy - a very funny short that people online have likened to a better class of SNL skit. I think that's setting the bar too low but I don't like SNL.
Miss Estrognia Talbot (Julia Aks) is in the middle of being proposed to by handsome bachelor Mr. Dickley (Ta'imua) when she unexpectedly gets her period. Confused and alarmed, Dickley rushes her home where she argues with her sisters over how much she should educate him on women's biology.
Honestly, it's 2026. If we cannot as a society be over the "ew, girls have cooties" factor about periods, what are we even doing?
The Singers - Netflix- almost the polar opposite of Jane Austen, this doesn't have a single woman on screen and is four times as emotional.
A bar full of men is energized by a late-night bet: whoever is the best singer wins a free beer and $100.
Absolutely magical performances.
Two People Exchanging Saliva - YouTube - what if Carol had been directed by Yorgos Lanthimos?
A shopgirl (Luàna Bajrami) and a wealthy housewife (Zar Amir Ebrahimi) try to suppress their desire in a world that criminalizes kissing as disgusting.
Only the French would think that the fastest way to show a dystopia is to make kissing illegal. The garlic gum is going to give me nightmares, though.
A Friend of Dorothy - Kanopy - And we're back to being wholesome and cute.
A teen (Alistair Nwachukwu) trying to retrieve an errant soccer ball from a garden befriends an elderly lady named Dorothy (Miriam Margolyes) who encourages him to pursue his dreams. All of them.
So sweet.
Sunday, March 8, 2026
Butcher's Stain (2025)
Saturday, March 1, 2025
Anuja (2024)/A Lien (2024)/I'm Not a Robot (2023)
Nominated for Best Live Action Short Film I managed to find three of the Live Action shorts so I just shoved them all into one post. This one is on Netflix.
Anuja (Sajda Pathan) is 8-years-old and working with her older sister (Ananya Shanbhag) in a textile factory. A math whiz, she is offered a chance to take a placement exam at a boarding school but the factory owner (Nagesh Bhonsle) makes a counter-offer: work in the office for slightly more money or he will fire Anuja and her sister.
It has an open ending but it's still a little fucked up that an 8-year-old child has to weigh her entire future and choose between opportunity but being separated from her only family and crushing poverty but not being alone.
This one is on Vimeo. Oscar (William Martinez) is in the Immigration office for his final interview before he receives his green card when he is targeted by ICE for deportation. His frantic wife (Victoria Ratermanis) struggles to find the paperwork that will keep their 7-year-old daughter (Koralyn Rivera) from being taken as well.
Here's your friendly reminder that ICE is an evil organization and should be abolished.
A woman (Ellen Parren) fails a Captcha test at work and spirals into an existential crisis.
This is also fucked up but at least it's funny, like a Black Mirror episode filmed by Wes Anderson. It's on YouTube and The New Yorker website.
Sunday, August 25, 2024
Watu Wote (2017)
This Oscar-nominated short is based on a true story in case you were having too good a day today and needed to be reminded that horrible people exist. Content warning: terrorism
A woman (Adelyne Wairimu) confronts her prejudices when she is stuck on a bus being threatened by a terrorist group.
It's not a fun watch but it is only 21 minutes long so at least it's fast. It's streaming on Kanopy.
Saturday, July 20, 2024
DeKalb Elementary (2017)
Sunday, March 17, 2024
La Femme et le TGV (2017)
See, eventually I watch the shorts. It just takes me a while. Roughly seven years in this case.
Elise (Jane Birkin) is trying to hold on to her way of life, biking to town, running her small bakery in the face of a conglomerate with lower prices, and waving at the high-speed rail that passes her house twice a day. She doesn't expect anything, but one day finds a letter in her garden, thrown from the train. She begins a correspondence with Bruno (Gilles Tschudi), forging a connection that gives her a new lease on life. But when the train schedule changes, will she ever be able to see him?
Jane Birkin passed away pretty recently and this is the only film I've seen of hers. It's only 30 minutes long and she manages to pack two hours of character development into them. It doesn't bring any real surprises, you pretty much know how it's going to go as soon as you see each character introduced, but it's a sweet little film about how life doesn't stop and you can find joy at any age.
It's currently streaming on Kanopy.
Sunday, November 6, 2022
Sing (2016 short)
This is not the animated animal singing competition movie. This is an Oscar-nominated short from Hungary about a school choir.
Zsófi (Dóra Gáspárvalvi) is a new student very excited about joining the school's prestigious choir, until the teacher (Zsófia Szomsi) pulls her aside and tells her that her singing isn't good enough and she should just mouth the words. Zsófi's best friend, Liza (Dorottya Hais), notices the change and confronts the teacher, finding out that fully half the choir has been instructed not to sing. On the day of the national competition, the children make their voices heard.
I'm conflicted here. On the one hand, fuck that teacher for being a condescending, gatekeeping bitch and yay to those kids for understanding collective action, but on the other hand, choir is a competition. A lot of them have actual auditions before you can get a slot, even in school. Is it more or less cruel to tell a kid they're not good enough and can't join, or let them in so they can pretend? I don't know. I guess it depends on the kid.
But seriously, fuck that teacher. Also, as a kid who was in school choir, we were told that judges could hear if people weren't singing, but also that if we forgot the words we should sing the word watermelon instead.
It's streaming on Kanopy and it's less than half an hour long.
Sunday, April 17, 2022
Genius Loci (2014)
Saturday, April 16, 2022
Yes-People (2020)
This animated short comes from Iceland and follows a building full of people as they go about their day with all their little interpersonal connections and misfires. The only word spoken in the film is Yes, hence the title. It's cute but I struggled to like it. There just wasn't enough going on for me. It's currently streaming on Kanopy and is a brisk eight minutes long.
White Eye (2020)
This was one of last year's crop of Oscar shorts.
Omer (Daniel Gad) finally finds his stolen bike locked outside of a butcher shop. The cops are useless, and he can't find anyone willing to cut the bike's lock. Omer waits around, getting progressively angrier, until the bike's new owner comes out. Yunes (Dawit Tekelaeb) bought the bike from a guy at the bus station and it's his only means of getting his daughter to kindergarten. Omer must decide how far he is willing to go to get his bike back when it could mean that Yunes is deported.
If you want to watch a depressing ass story about poverty and bicycles, The Bicycle Thief is streaming on HBO Max. White Eye is the Reader's Digest version, clocking in at just under half an hour, conveniently also on HBO Max.