Cinema Lucyano
I review movies, so you don't have to.
Sunday, March 22, 2026
Butterfly (2025)/Forevergreen (2025)/Retirement Plan (2025)
Saturday, March 21, 2026
Zootopia 2 (2025)
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
98th Annual Academy Awards Winners
Sunday, March 15, 2026
Jane Austen's Period Drama (2025)/The Singers (2025)/Two People Exchanging Saliva (2025)/A Friend of Dorothy (2025)
Nominated for Best Live Action Short For expediency's sake, I'm lumping all the shorts together.
Jane Austen's Period Drama - Kanopy - a very funny short that people online have likened to a better class of SNL skit. I think that's setting the bar too low but I don't like SNL.
Miss Estrognia Talbot (Julia Aks) is in the middle of being proposed to by handsome bachelor Mr. Dickley (Ta'imua) when she unexpectedly gets her period. Confused and alarmed, Dickley rushes her home where she argues with her sisters over how much she should educate him on women's biology.
Honestly, it's 2026. If we cannot as a society be over the "ew, girls have cooties" factor about periods, what are we even doing?
The Singers - Netflix- almost the polar opposite of Jane Austen, this doesn't have a single woman on screen and is four times as emotional.
A bar full of men is energized by a late-night bet: whoever is the best singer wins a free beer and $100.
Absolutely magical performances.
Two People Exchanging Saliva - YouTube - what if Carol had been directed by Yorgos Lanthimos?
A shopgirl (Luàna Bajrami) and a wealthy housewife (Zar Amir Ebrahimi) try to suppress their desire in a world that criminalizes kissing as disgusting.
Only the French would think that the fastest way to show a dystopia is to make kissing illegal. The garlic gum is going to give me nightmares, though.
A Friend of Dorothy - Kanopy - And we're back to being wholesome and cute.
A teen (Alistair Nwachukwu) trying to retrieve an errant soccer ball from a garden befriends an elderly lady named Dorothy (Miriam Margolyes) who encourages him to pursue his dreams. All of them.
So sweet.
Little Amelie or the Character of Rain (2025)
Nominated for Best Animated Feature Content warning: child endangerment (drowning)
Amélie (Loïse Charpentier) is a Belgian toddler living in Japan with her diplomat family. She spends the first two years of her life in a vegetative state, believing that she is a god. An earthquake "awakens" her and allows her to finally begin interacting, but being limited to a squishy human form is very frustrating, so her family hires a nanny, Nishio (Victoria Grosbois), based on the recommendation of their austere landlady (Yumi Fujimori). Amélie and Nishio bond, which angers the landlady, who still blames all foreigners for the war that killed her husband and son. Geopolitical resentments are tough to navigate when you are only three-years-old.
This was a little jarring at first because the animation is like MS Paint-style pixelation. It wasn't what I was expecting but it was certainly eye-catching. I don't think it will win but it's still absolutely worth supporting independent animation.
Sirat (2025)
It Was Just an Accident (2025)
Nominated for Best International Feature and Best Original Screenplay Content warning: animal death (dog, off-screen but you hear it), descriptions of torture. Biggest surprise of the season for me, so far.
Vahid (Vahid Mobassari) is having a normal day trying to get stuff ready for his sister's wedding when a customer comes into his repair shop. Vahid recognizes the sound of the man's prosthetic leg squeaking as belonging to the interrogator Eghbal (Ebrahim Azizi), who tortured him in prison. But Vahid was always blindfolded, so he can't be sure. Impulsively, he kidnaps the customer and seeks out Shiva (Mariam Afshari), a former journalist who was also imprisoned and tortured by Eghbal, to see if she can positively identify him. Shiva is now doing wedding photography for Goli (Hadis Pakbaten), another torture victim, and when Goli hears they might have Eghbal, she demands to be included in the decisions. Shiva only knows one person who could make a positive ID, Hamid (Mohammed Ali Elyasmehr), but he is volatile and bitter, and Vahid doesn't necessarily trust that Hamid would tell the truth.
Okay, so all of that is an accurate synopsis of the movie that does not in any way tell you how funny it is. Yes, very serious, kidnapping, moral quandary, wrestling demons, but also (!) goofy bureaucratic nonsense, cartoonish levels of graft, and five good people who are trying to do the right thing for justice that had been denied to them.
Don't sleep on this one because it looks too heavy. I promise you, it is handled so well. It's streaming on Hulu.