Adam and Eve (2005)

    This was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.  It's completely devoid of humor.  Not even frat-boy dick and fart jokes humor.  It has nothing.  It is poorly written, terribly acted, and an utter waste of a DVD.  Of course it's Christy's, but here's the thing:  she doesn't even like this movie.  In fact, she called it the worst movie she's ever seen (and that's saying something).  Why does she own it?  Who the hell knows.

Adam (Cameron Douglas) wants to have sex with his girlfriend Eve (Emmanuelle Chriqui) but she's waiting for the "perfect" moment.  His retarded frat-brothers make fun of him for holding out.  That's all there is.

They drag this out over a year.  A year.  I'd have dumped her frigid ass within a month.  Not that I'm saying you should get your V-card punched by the first person who asks, but if you're still on the fence about sleeping with a dude after a year, cut him loose.  You're not doing anyone any favors.  His friends are sick of hearing about it.  Your friends are sick of hearing about it.  Mount him on your wall or release him back to the wild. 

The End.