This concludes "The Christy Experiment". Ugh. Untamed Heart. Jesus. This was definitely the worst of the three. It's about this one slutty chick who works as a waitress. One night as she's walking home alone and unarmed, two assholes jump her in a park. Enter the creepy silent busboy from work. He kicks the dudes' asses and takes her home.
God, I can't begin to describe how many fucked up things were in this movie. It was a total trainwreck from beginning to end, everything you DON'T DO in a relationship. Here's a tip, ladies: if someone breaks into your house and decorates a Christmas tree in your bedroom while you sleep, you don't seek them out. It's not romantic, it's a felony. Call the cops and have him arrested. When he tells you that he believes a baboon king gifted him with a heart, that's not wistfully sweet. It's dangerously delusional and will cause him to leave a hospital against medical advice.
When Rosie Perez is the most reasonable person you know, it may be time to re-evaluate your choices.
I want to scrub this movie off of me like the toxic waste it is.
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