If you don't know the storyline of the multiple-installment Final Fantasy video game, do not watch this movie. It will not make a damn bit of sense. Square Enix created this movie for existing fans, not new ones.I had to get Rob to explain to me what happened before he went to work.
This guy Cloud used to work for some company but he quit after the bad guy, Sephiroth, killed his girlfriend, Lady-Who-Wears-Pink-and-is-Never-Named. But he gets pulled back in after three blue-haired clones, Short, Middle, and Long kidnap a bunch of children with some sort of genetic disorder and brainwash them with water. Maybe. Then a bunch of people show up and there's a dragon (?) and a cat with a crown riding a red tattooed dog.
It's very confusing.
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