Monday, August 16, 2021

The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984)

  CW:  homophobic slurs, racism, sexism

Charlie (Mickey Rourke) wants to be a good person.  But he has a soft spot for his immature cousin Paulie (Eric Roberts), even when Paulie's bad decisions blow back on him.  Case in point: after Charlie is fired from managing a restaurant for turning a blind eye to Paulie's thievery, Charlie still backs Paulie when the latter tells him about an easy score.  Paulie knows a trucking company that holds its cash deposits in an old safe over the weekend, and sure enough, a decent safecracker can open it.  What Paulie doesn't mention, however, is that the safe and the trucking company belong to Bed Bug Eddie Grant (Burt Young), a local mobster.  Now Charlie has to do enough thinking for the both of them in order to get out alive.

I hated nearly every minute of this movie.  I hated the hammy, stereotypical characters, the glacial pacing, and complete lack of resolution.  The only thing I didn't hate was Geraldine Page as the mother of one of the crooked cops.  She was a powerhouse and totally wasted in this film.  There are great mob movies.  There are great heist movies.  This is neither.  But I will say this is the youngest (and dumbest) I've ever seen Eric Roberts.  It's currently streaming on HBO Max but do not waste your time on it.

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