Sunday, February 24, 2013

The Master (2012)

Nominated for:  Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, and Best Supporting Actress    This movie sucked.  It has to be one of the biggest wastes of my time I have had yet.  I'm really starting to dislike Joaquin Phoenix.  It's like he's trying to become Daniel Day-Lewis without the talent and just buckets of weirdness instead.

So, this is a thinly-veiled story about scientology.  An author and demagogue named Lancaster Dodd (Philip Seymour Hoffman) takes in a shiftless alcoholic (Joaquin Phoenix) after World War II and begins to "process" him through his past lives.  His wife, Peggy (Amy Adams), a true believer, has serious reservations about allowing this drunk moron into their Cause. 

It is awful.  There's no real story, no background, just a fucked-up bromance between a ne'er-do-well and a guy who is completely full of shit.  I have no idea why anyone thought this was a good film to make and I sincerely hope everyone nominated loses tonight as punishment for loosing this film onto the world. 

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