Let's see how I did with my wild-ass guesses.
Best Motion Picture Drama
I said: The Social Network
Actual winner: The Social Network (score one for me!)
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
I said: Halle Berry
Actual winner: Natalie Portman (I obviously didn't know what the hell I was talking about.)
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
I said: Jesse Eisenberg
Actual winner: Colin Firth
Best Screenplay Motion Picture
I said: Danny Boyle and Simon Beaufoy (I missed the first 45 minutes of the show but I don't think 127 Hours won a damn thing)
Actual winner: Aaron Sorkin
Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical
I said: nothing. I didn't have a guess for this one. Oops.
Actual winner: The Kids Are All Right
Best Actress, Comedy or Musical
I said: Emma Stone
Actual winner: Annette Benning (well, to be fair, I said I hoped Emma got it but I thought it would probably be Annette. Counting that as a half point.)
Best Actor, Comedy or Musical
I said: Johnny Depp
Actual winner: Paul Giamatti
Best Supporting Actress
I said: Mila Kunis
Actual winner: Melissa Leo
Best Supporting Actor
I said: Michael Douglas
Actual winner: Christian Bale (totally deserved it)
Best Animated Feature Film
I said: Toy Story 3
Actual winner: Toy Story 3 (duh)
Best Foreign Language Film
I said: Biutiful
Actual winner: In a Better World (/shrug)
Best Original Score, Motion Picture
I said: Hans Zimmer for Inception
Actual winner: Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross for The Social Network
Best Original Song, Motion Picture
I said: "You Haven't Seen the Last of Me"
Actual winner: "You Haven't Seen the Last of Me" (win!)
Best Television Series, Drama
I said: didn't pick one
Actual winner: Boardwalk Empire
Best Actress, TV Drama
I said: didn't care
Actual winner: Katey Sagal
Best Actor, TV Drama
I said: still didn't care
Actual winner: Steve Buscemi
Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical
I said: Glee. A million times Glee
Actual winner: Glee
Best Actress, TV Comedy or Musical
I said: Glee again
Actual winner: Laura Linney
Best Actor, TV Comedy or Musical
I said: Glee again!
Actual winner: Jim Parsons
Best Actress, Mini-series or Made for TV
I said: /shrug
Actual winner: Claire Danes
Best Actor, Mini-series or Made for TV
I said: /yawn
Actual winner: Al Pacino
Best Supporting Actress, Series, Mini-series or Made for TV
I said: Glee!
Actual winner: Jane Lynch
Best Supporting Actor, Series, Mini-series or Made for TV
I said: Chris Colfer (by name this time, instead of just Glee)
Actual winner: Chris Colfer
Best Mini-Series or Made for TV Movie
I said: Glee?
Actual winner: Carlos
Cecille B. DeMille Award
I said: I didn't know they were giving that out.
Actual winner: Robert DeNiro (whose acceptance speech was hysterical)
So there you go. I have no idea what I'm talking about, except for musicals. I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body.
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