Tuesday, December 28, 2021
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Saturday, December 18, 2021
Two Week Hiatus
Hey, everyone. There won't be any posts this weekend. I've had a death in the family and I'm taking this time to be at home, supporting my family. And next weekend is Christmas, so don't look for any posts then, either. It's been a bleak couple of years and we are going to celebrate harder than usual to try and beat back the darkness.
I will be back for the new year with a top ten countdown and a review for Spider-Man: No Way Home. Stay safe, be well, and watch movies.
Monday, December 13, 2021
27th Critics' Choice Nominations (2022)
Okay, so I wasn't sure if I was going to post this.
There was a big thing earlier this year about how the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA), the group that determines the Golden Globe nominees and winners, wasn't diverse, actively fought against adding new members, and potentially used kickbacks and bribes in its selection. NBC dropped its coverage of the ceremony, a bunch of stars are protesting, as well as major studios like Warner Brothers and HBO. Now, I've posted the Golden Globes nominees for years here and it sucks that they are like this, but I really can't (even with my small-ass platform) condone corruption on this level.
The HFPA has stated that they are taking steps to improve, hiring more members, hiring a diversity consultant, implementing new rules for receiving gifts for members over the next 18 months. So maybe I will resume coverage in 2023. But for now, I'm going to instead give you the Critics Choice nominations for movies and TV. They probably have equal weight as far as Oscar predictions and they're not as morally ambiguous (yet. Don't forget that we are in the Worst Timeline.)
So here we go.
Best PictureBelfast
CODA
NCIS: Westeros
Okay, no, but can you imagine a police procedural in Game of Thrones? Madness.
Anyway, my quest to watch ancient TV continues through season six of the aforementioned, widely considered to be the Last Good Season before the abrupt drop in quality. I have to say, I found it kind of a slog to get through. Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) is up and down in Mereen, Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) is offered a new Hand, somebody finally kills Ramsey Bolton (Iwan Rheon), and Arya (Maisie Williams) sheds faces like she's wanted for tax evasion. A lot of stuff happens but I found it really hard to care about any of it. This will not stop me from watching the rest of it eventually. Save your breath warning me off. I know the last two seasons suck. I'm going to watch them anyway. Game of Thrones is streaming on HBO Max.
I have also just finished watching season three of NCIS, a piece of copaganda now running into its 19th year. I'm just praying the quality goes up at some point in its near two decades worth of episodes. This season introduces Ziva David (Cote de Pablo), an Israeli operative working as a liaison officer. She is replacing Kate Todd (Sasha Alexander), a move that might have meant more if anybody had bothered fleshing out either one of their characters beyond "brunette says flirty banter". Yeesh.
The only reason I even started watching this show was because my brother thinks Ziva reminds him of me. Which is not the worst thing I've ever heard. But it does make me wish her character gets some improvement in the next season. She's on the show for 194 episodes so maybe? Somewhere in there? A third dimension? NCIS is streaming on Paramount+.
Next up is season three (?) of Supergirl, so don't get your hopes up I'll watch anything more recent than 2017 for a while.
Sunday, December 12, 2021
St. Trinian's 2: the Legend of Fritton's Gold (2009)
The rare sequel that matches its original.
The girls of St. Trinian's are back to spread some much needed anarchy. Our plucky heroine Annabelle (Tallulah Riley) has been promoted to Head Girl, difficult enough with a student body that worships chaos, but compounded when Celia (Juno Temple) admits a stranger offered her 20,000 pounds to steal a ring from the school archives. The ring is half of a treasure map left by infamous Pirate Fritton (Rupert Everett), an ancestor to the school's headmistress (Rupert Everett), who stole a huge sum of gold from would-be revolutionary Lord Pomfrey (David Tennant). Pomfrey's descendant (David Tennant) will stop at nothing to recover that treasure. With a little help from an old love interest (Colin Firth) and an alumnus (Gemma Arterton), the St. Trinian's girls head off to find buried treasure.
I really wish the opening credits and the poster listed at least one woman, considering the film is about women. They could have easily listed Tallulah Riley instead of Colin Firth, who is a supporting character. It just kind of undercuts the whole "Girl Power" message when your protagonist doesn't get an above-the-fold mention. But that's really my only complaint.
Tennant is absolutely wonderful in this as the snide, pretentious villain Pomfrey. He just went for it like a goddamn professional. Excellent.
St. Trinian's 2 is currently streaming on Tubi (and this is important) under the name The Legend of Fritton's Gold. If you look up Trinian's, it won't come up. Dumb, but there you are. Don't miss out.
Sunday, December 5, 2021
Defendor (2009)
This is one of those "superheroes without powers" films like Super or Kick-Ass. They all came out within a year of each other so it's not really fair to say that they were influenced by one or another, although Defendor did get to the box office first. It's kind of a shame that it's been eclipsed by not having as famous a director and not launching the careers of a dozen new stars.
Arthur Poppington (Woody Harrelson) is a mild-mannered, somewhat slow construction worker by day, but at night, he dons the costume of Defendor, a vigilante, and prowls the streets looking for his nemesis, Captain Industry. He finds Kat (Kat Dennings), a plucky prostitute, being harassed by corrupt cop Dooney (Elias Koteas) and a friendship is forged. Kat tells Arthur that Captain Industry may be local mob boss Radovan Kristic (A. C. Peterson), who is running girls, guns, and drugs with impunity. Armed with marbles, wasps, and an ironclad sense of justice, Defendor sweeps in to save the day.
This is much less violent than either Super or Kick-Ass and it lacks the gleeful cynicism of the former, and the sophomoric sense of the latter. It's not a bad movie in any sense, and it may hit the sweet spot for you if you were turned off by either of the other ones for the aforementioned reasons. The cast is great, the script never feels like it's pandering, and it has a brisk hour and 41 minute runtime that doesn't overstay its welcome. Plus, Sandra Oh and a brief appearance from Tatiana Maslany. Defendor is currently streaming on Amazon Prime.
Saturday, December 4, 2021
8-Bit Christmas (2021)
I saw a state trooper dressed as Santa Claus pull somebody over on I-95 today so the Christmas season has officially started.
Jake's (Neil Patrick Harris) daughter, Annie (Sophia Reid-Gantzert), really wants a cell phone for Christmas. In an effort to distract her, he begins telling her the story of how 11-year-old Jake (Winslow Fegley) was desperate to acquire the most valuable of toys in the late 80's: a Nintendo Entertainment System and the lengths he and his friends would go to get one.
This is cute, like an updated version of A Christmas Story where "you'll shoot your eye out" becomes "video games cause violence". The words change but the song remains the same... The nostalgia is strong here, with helpful explanations for those born three decades later. Maybe it will resonate for you, maybe it won't. It's only an hour and 37 minutes so give it a shot. It's currently streaming on HBO Max.