Sunday, February 6, 2022

Phantom Thread (2017)

  I really can't recommend this movie.  It's very lush but stiff, like a beautifully dressed corpse.

Alma (Vicky Krieps) is the latest ingenue of designer Reynolds Woodcock (Daniel Day-Lewis).  She is is muse, his model, and his lover but cannot seem to bridge a final distance between them.  People fall over themselves to coddle the designer, chief among them his iron-hearted sister, Cyril (Lesley Manville), leaving Alma to claw her way into his affections time and again by any means necessary.

People.  Please.  I am begging.  Stop dating/marrying/fucking people you don't actually like.  Alma and Reynolds are sooooo toxic and no one needs to live this way.  It's not cute; it's a cautionary tale.  

If I say it's Crimson Peak by way of Gosford Park, would that make sense to anybody?  It even has a ghost!  It's streaming on Netflix right now if you're interested.

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