Thursday, October 17, 2019

We Heart Horror - Day 16: Children of the Corn (1984)

  I completely forgot to post yesterday.  So now you get two.

A couple (Linda Hamilton and Peter Horton) driving through Kansas have a car accident and head for the nearest town only to discover the children of said town have fallen under the influence of a demagogue named Isaac (John Franklin) and have been sacrificing any handy adults to the corn for the last three years.

Conceptually, a cult of bloodthirsty children is solid gold.  The execution, however, strays into the goofy.  The special effects have aged poorly, the protagonist is kind of a douche, and the voiceover is incredibly annoying.  I would be in favor of a remake since we seem to be having a Stephen King resurgence.  All you'd need to do would be update the couple dynamics because yikes are they dated, cut some of the trying-too-hard comic relief, slap some decent effects in there and you're ready to go. You could even get Courtney Gains to cameo as a throwback.

I do still consider it a classic but every once in a while, it could stand to be updated.  It's currently streaming on Amazon Prime.

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