Sunday, January 31, 2016

Next (2007)

Next poster.jpg  Another day, another shitty Nicolas Cage movie on the server.  I don't know what Rob's fascination with them was but I am not under the same delusions.

Las Vegas stage magician Cris Johnson (Nicolas Cage) has a secret.  He really can see the future up to two minutes ahead.  An FBI agent (Julianne Moore) wants to use that gift to have Cris locate a stolen nuclear device before it detonates but Cris just wants to find the girl (Jessica Biel) that's been haunting his visions.

Where to even begin with this movie?  Hopefully the key words "Nicolas Cage" and "clairvoyant" are enough to make you run screaming in the opposite direction.  It's just dumb from start to finish, not even good for a hate watch.  Avoid like you would a fire ant enema.

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